Another Edition...

...of That's What She Said!

Proof that she is a natural blonde-

"So what animal is this chicken from?"

(total blank stares from Brent and me)

"oh, a cow?"

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And another-

Barista at Starbucks: "Sarah"

MG: "Mom, that is so cool. Your drink is called a Sarah. I guess that's why you like that kind"

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Proof that she's Brent's daughter (his motto: Ask forgiveness not permission)-

MG: "Are you mad I glued the colors to the poster?"

Sarah: "no"

MG: "Oh, I thought you would be."

Sarah: "Then why didn't you just ask?"

MG: "Because if you said no, then I wouldn't get to do it. And I really wanted to do it."

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Proof that she's the world's best big sister-

"Why do we still have Miller?"

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MG: "Miller and me were playing"

Sarah: "Miller and I"

MG: "Moommm, me and I mean the same thing"

Sarah: "I know. But grammatically you need to say I in that sentence. If you took Miller out of the equation..."

MG interrupting: "You mean like if we killed him?"

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"Mom, I'm really getting concerned about Miller's manners"

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Proof that while she lacks common sense, she's smart-

MG:  "I think we can take broccoli off my not like list"

Sarah: "oh really? Then why don't you eat the broccoli on your plate?"

MG: "I love it so much, I want to save it forever"

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Reading Little House on the Prairie-

A description of Mr. Edwards: "He was a wildcat from Tennessee"

MG: "Wait. Mom. That doesn't make any sense. Wildcats are from Kentucky. Mr. Edwards should be a Volunteer!"

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"Am I old enough to retire?"

Love.Her.